Lazy Sunday

Today I woke up and layed in bed for hella days watching TV. I got up about an hour later and took a shower. Then I did some math HW. Then this girl Amy came over and told me she was decorating her house with her momma and this slut Lauren, so I invited myself along on the journey. We went to Home Depot to find a Christmas tree. For some reason we did this in the pouring rain. Lauren wore a sombrero. We ventured out of the car and towards the trees and instantly spotted the perfect one, Georgia. Lauren, Amy, and I dragged Georgia to some guys who basically cut down the trunk of the tree, put it in a net, threw it on the car, and told us to tie it up. We somehow managed to do a friggin baller job and the tree stayed atop the rack of the car the whole ride home. Then Carla remembered that she never paid for the tree. We kept going. We got back to Amy's and snuggled all up in blankets and warm clothes and what not to watch local dating on On Demand. We found some potential singles who had interesting hobbies like making earrings and jogging. After we were satisfied, we watched Drake and Josh. Then we reminisced about stealing a Christmas tree. We're probably going to Hell. Now I am home. What a day :)